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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye


ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep


pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED


tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up



idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa




bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful


2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude



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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*


crocnessmonster:

internetexplorers:

1rd

2st

3nd

i have never been more frustrated in my life